Post by Somorjit Yengkhom on Mar 3, 2014 13:46:51 GMT 5.5
1. QUESTION: DO YOU KNOW THE UNIQUE CHARACTERISTIC OF A FOOL?
ANSWER: THE UNIQUE CHARACTERISTIC OF A FOOL IS THAT........ HE/SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT HE/SHE IS A FOOL.
2. CROSS-EXAMINATION:
The prosecutor began his cross-examination of the witness, Sing Saab.
“Do you know this man?”
“How should I know him?” answered Sing Saab.
”Did he borrow money from you?” asked the P.P.uhim?”
”Why should he borrow money from me?”answered Sing Saab.
Annoyed, the judge asked Sing Saab ”Why do you persist in answering every question with another question?”
”Why not?” said Sing Saab.
3. HEFTY FEES
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge Rs. 50000/- to answer three questions!"
"Well, that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the famous lawyer... THEN said, ….."And what's your third question?"
4. Q. WHO IS GUILTY?
Facts of case: a woman shouts in the middle of the
night in her sleep, "Quick! My husband has come." The man, half asleep,
and on the same bed, was awaken and he jumps out of the window in
panic. But then after a pause exclaims, "Dam it! I am the husband."
ANSWER: THE UNIQUE CHARACTERISTIC OF A FOOL IS THAT........ HE/SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT HE/SHE IS A FOOL.
2. CROSS-EXAMINATION:
The prosecutor began his cross-examination of the witness, Sing Saab.
“Do you know this man?”
“How should I know him?” answered Sing Saab.
”Did he borrow money from you?” asked the P.P.uhim?”
”Why should he borrow money from me?”answered Sing Saab.
Annoyed, the judge asked Sing Saab ”Why do you persist in answering every question with another question?”
”Why not?” said Sing Saab.
3. HEFTY FEES
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge Rs. 50000/- to answer three questions!"
"Well, that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the famous lawyer... THEN said, ….."And what's your third question?"
4. Q. WHO IS GUILTY?
Facts of case: a woman shouts in the middle of the
night in her sleep, "Quick! My husband has come." The man, half asleep,
and on the same bed, was awaken and he jumps out of the window in
panic. But then after a pause exclaims, "Dam it! I am the husband."
